Her: I’m going to live a simpler life in 2012. Pare everything back to the essentials.
Him: Okay.
Her: Take more photos, too.
Him: MORE photos?
Her: More meaningful ones, anyway.
Him: Right.
Her: I need to remember to Instagram them more.
Him: Fair enough.
Her: And experiment with all the new frames and add-ons. And tag! I always forget that.
Him: Now it’s sounding… complicated again.
Her: And to send them to Facebook and Twitter and make sure they sync up where they’re supposed to.
Him: Right, because everyone needs to know what shade of nail polish you’re wearing.
Her: Shut up.
Him: And you can never have too many shots of your feet. Or your food.
Her: Are you mocking me?
Him: Never, dear.
[Click]
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Oh, nothing.
Him: You took a photo of me, didn’t you?
Her: Maybe.
Him (taking the phone off Her, reading the caption): “#asshole #hungover #whydoIbother #photoadayy
Her: Well, you deserved it.
Him: You spelled the hashtag wrong in ‘photo a day’
Her: Dammit, now I’ll have to fix it!!!!!
Him: Hey, chill.
Her: I was typing too fast, my fingers mashed it twice.
Him: Yeah, it’s the simple life all right. You’re relaxing by the second. I can see it.
Her: I think I need to put the phone away.
Him: I think that would be wise.
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So funny. I’m overwhelmed with all this stuff. Trying to learn Instagram is on the to do list – because obviously the world needs to see photos of my feet.
Janine Fitzpatrick recently posted..Dawn 2012
That reminds me, I haven’t uploaded a photo of my feet with the new colour nail polish yet….
Naomi recently posted..Yesterday is so last year
YES.
This is it exactly and I love it.
Veronica recently posted..All she needs is a goat and a sense of humour
LOL
I haz blue nail polish on my tootsies…if that helps…?
Ro recently posted..Heat stroke Xmas pressie Happy New Year!
Paring back to the essentials leaves free time to take up new and involving interests.
Eccentricess recently posted..Roughing it. Eccentricess style.
Ha ha – you bought a smile to my face today
Katrina recently posted..House Makeover
brilliant. simply brilliant.
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