If Prime Ministers were chosen on Masterchef June 27, 2010 By Karen Andrews 13 Comments Hello! You are welcome to subscribe to my updates for free. Happy reading! George: Well Kevin and Julia, as you know we’re at the pointy end of the competition. Today is make or break time. As you know, whoever first answers an ingredient incorrectly will be eliminated. The winner will go on to be Australia’s Next Prime Minister. Already you’ve identified most of the ingredients of today’s dish which is: what makes a politician a long-lasting Prime Minister? We’ve already said positive poll results. We’ve talked about managing the media message, and how to appeal to ‘working families’. Now we’re getting down to the tricky part. Julia, please step forward and taste and tell us again the next element. Julia: Well, George, I think it’s the depiction of being a sports fan, thereby showing the public I am as down-to-earth as they are. George: Julia, that is correct. Congratulations, you may step back in line. Gary (thinking): I’m the cute one, aren’t I? I think I’m cute. My eyes sparkle when I smile. Ad- or- able. George: Kevin, it’s your turn. Please come forward and tell us the next part in what you think makes a successful, long-lasting Prime Minister. Kevin: The support of all Labor parliamentary members, irrespective of their own personal motives, despite – and in consideration of – the bad and good times - especially when the ‘bad times’ are not necessarily being reflected as such in opinion polls, but could potentially be used as the foundations for rebellion. I don’t think that would happen, but just in case it — George: Kevin, we need an answer. What is your final answer? Kevin: Okay, the unconditional support of all Labor parliamentary members, so I can work in due season towards effectively implementing the policies this government – George: You’re rambling. Kevin: Sorry, sorry. Loyalty. My short answer is loyalty. George: I’m sorry Kevin, but that is incorrect. Congratulations Julia, you are Australia’s next Prime Minister. Kevin: Yes, yes, I wasn’t sure it was loyalty. I thought I could taste something else in there. What was it, I wonder? Couldn’t be…but yes, I think it was… …I think it was… blood. I tasted blood. Matt Preston: Oh, don’t be so dramatic! ****** This post was triggered somewhat by a tweet I made on Thursday: “I bet KRudd was wishing for a #masterchef immunity pin…” Thanks to Marian for being a sounding board for the idea :) Picture credits: Masterchef, The Guardian, ninemsn, taste.com.au Karen AndrewsKaren Andrews is the creator of Miscellaneous Mum. This is one of the most established and well-respected parenting blogs in the country and is a two-time finalist in the Best Australian Blogs competition. She is also an author, award-winning writer, poet, editor and publisher at Miscellaneous Press. Is an exercise junkie (when she finds the time). « Winter SolsticeNew Voices Literary Festival 2010, featuring Miscellaneous Voices »Comments Veronica says June 27, 2010 at 9:07 pm I love this! Reply Kate @ UpsideBackwards says June 27, 2010 at 9:07 pm Oh, well done! Very funny and clever too. Reply Shelly says June 28, 2010 at 8:23 am Very funny, and so true. Poor k-rudd needed an immunity pin. Reply Colin Wee says June 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm “You nailed it, Karen. Spot on!” He was a rambling git, wasn’t he? Colin Reply Karen says August 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm Aw, I liked him, actually. He could be a bit verbose, but they all can be, yes?! Reply Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo says June 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm Oooh, you made me giggle. And yeah, he is the cute one, if you think that Chief Wigham from The Simpsons is cute. Reply Karen says August 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm Well, now you mention it… Reply Megan at Writing Out Loud says July 3, 2010 at 6:49 am Hilarious! Very clever, and I love the photos that go with it! Reply The NDM says July 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm Very funny. I think Julia’s hair should have been a separate contestant, though. Reply Naomi says July 7, 2010 at 10:56 am Very funny. I love George thinking about being the cute one! Very clever too. Reply Jodie at Mummy Mayhem says July 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm Loved it. Had a good giggle. Reply Dad Blog Tork says January 16, 2012 at 10:40 pm Hey! I was hitting the stumbleupon button and look who’s blog I landed on!! *waves* Dad Blog Tork recently posted..STIHL Giveaway – My Dream Aussie Backyard when Growing Up Reply Trackbacks [...] works for me, and what does not. I’ve found my comfortable weekly posting quota. I have my fun, cut-loose days (what would life be without them?), but I’m interested these days in the ways blogs inform our [...] Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. 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