An editor (well, she’s ‘my’ editor for the month, technically) rang me up the other day.
“Karen,” she said. “I’ve got a job for you.”
“Cool,” I say. “What is it? Shoot.”
“I warn you. It’s not very glamorous.”
“That’s okay.”
“It’s about poo: what poos to expect in newborn babies nappies, what’s normal, what’s not. Etcetc.”
Does she read this blog, you think?
Just call me the Poo Queen.

















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I wonder if she is a mother?
Why do you say that, V?
Simply because if she was a mother, I don’t think she would have bothered with the ‘it’s not very glamarous’ warning.
LOL – Perhaps not. I just think she wondered if I would be offended or not with the request. In fact, I did say something along the lines of, “Heck no, its an important topic!”
I can tell by the smell of my sons poo what he has eaten in the last 24 hours….. do you think that would be note worthy???
Oh and I can gauge how long it has been on the wall in a glance….
LMAO